─── DISCORD BOTS THAT TURN NEWS INTO ACTION ───
NEWSRIS

Catch the pump. Land the pivot. Ship the model. Move first.

Five specialist Discord bots. They read everything you don’t have time for, kill the noise, and ping you with one thing: what to DO about it now.

AIRIS  ·  TRUMPRIS  ·  WORKSRIS  ·  VISARIS  ·  INFORIS
───── THREE RULES EVERY NEWSRIS BOT FOLLOWS ─────
01 / ARMED
Every fire ends in a verb.

A ticker to trade. A model ID to ship. A deadline to file. A company to apply to. We don't summarize — we hand you the next move.

02 / OPINIONATED
One bot. One angle. One bar.

No mid-tier general assistants. Each bot is a specialist with a strong perspective and a high firing bar. Quiet on quiet days — by design.

03 / FAST
Source, not press release.

We hit the original feed — Truth Social, immigration publishers, AI newsletter primaries — not the journalist re-write. Seconds to minutes after it lands, you have it.

───── MEET THE FLOCK ─────

Each bot has one job. They’re very good at it.

We didn’t build one big bot that does everything mid. We built five small bots that do one thing better than anything else on the timeline.

Did you sleep through the last Claude / GPT / Gemini drop?

47 newsletters deep and still don't know which model ID to actually swap to?

What if someone just told you what shipped, what to try, and which line of your code to update?

WAKE UP TO
AIRIS
Your engineer-best-friend who reads every AI newsletter before coffee and hands you the SDK ID, the endpoint flag, the deprecation deadline. No hype. No takes. No vibes. Just the next thing to ship.
airisAPPToday at 9:14 AM
─── MODELS ───
Anthropic releases Claude 4.7 Opus with 1M context
“Claude 4.7 Opus ships: 1M context, 2x cheaper output”
What's new1M context, 50% lower output cost
Try itmodel="claude-opus-4-7"
Why it mattersSkip sliding-window kludges for long-doc analysis.

Did you miss the last $PLTR pump because Truth Social was buried under 200 political posts?

Drowning in tweets with 1% pump signal and 99% noise?

What if someone just filtered the politics, watched 24/7, and pinged the second a ticker shows up?

STOP REFRESHING. START FRONT-RUNNING.
TRUMPRIS
A retail trader’s pump radar that sits on Truth Social all day so you don’t have to. Ignores “great country!”. Wakes up for $PLTR. Three lines per fire: Trade · Watch · Posted. Zero hot takes.
trumprisAPPToday at 9:42 AM
$PLTR · score 8.0
“$PLTR is a great American company...”
TradeLong bias. Watch IV expansion at the open.
WatchDefense names, Mar-a-Lago calendar.
Posted12 sec ago

Watching the layoff cycle and wondering if your team is next?

Reading ‘Meta cuts 8,000 jobs’ and not knowing if it’s a vibe shift or just one company having a bad quarter?

What if someone read every layoff press hit and told you whether to update your résumé tonight or relax?

DOOMSCROLL → STRATEGY
WORKSRIS
A calm HR-analyst friend who reads every tech layoff before LinkedIn does. Calls it structural or one-off. Names the next 3 companies likely to follow. Tells you exactly which kinds of teams are still hiring so you can move first. The opposite of layoffscare-twitter.
worksrisAPPToday at 11:08 AM
Snap
1,000 people · 16% of workforce · today
Snap is cutting 1,000 jobs to lower operating costs amid slowing ad growth.
Severitystructural — third post-IPO ad-platform cut in 8 months
Likely follow-onMeta, Pinterest, Reddit
Job-market signaltightening (ad-tech down ~5% YoY)
If you’re affectedAd-tech, perf marketing, first-party data infra, measurement teams

USCIS rule changed last week and you only found out from a friend's WeChat?

等不到律师回邮件,看不懂英文政策,又怕错过对你重要的变化?

What if someone read BAL, MPI, Wolfsdorf every day and Slack-pinged you the changes that affect YOUR visa, in 中文?

你的私人移民情报员
VISARIS
Your immigration insider, in 中文. Reads the actual immigration publishers (not Reuters keyword-bait). Filters by visa category — H-1B 工签 · F-1 OPT · 绿卡 · 庇护. Tells you what changed, whether your path got 路径更易 or 路径更难, and what to do this week.
visarisAPP今天 18:00 ET · 每日简报
H-1B 工签 · 路径更难
影响注册抽签倍率今年再次下降
行动提前联系 HR 走 EB-2 咨询
绿卡 · 路径更易
影响EB-2 中国 priority date 推进 4 个月
行动已在等待中可考虑递交 I-485
◆   THE OG   ·   IT ALL STARTED HERE   ◆

Squinting at 12 wires looking for the one that moves your book?

Reading Bloomberg/Reuters/CNBC at 9am and missing the move that already happened on the chart?

What if someone read all of it and pinged you only when something actually mattered — in your desk's language?

THE ONE THAT STARTED IT ALL
INFORIS
The bot you already use and love. Sits at your desk’s pace. Reads 50 wires. Posts a single line when something actually moves. Battle-tested by thousands of traders. Every other bot in this lineup learned from this one.
inforisAPPToday at 2:08 PM
MARKET PULSE
Powell: rate-cut path “data-dependent” — SPY +0.4% intraday, 10Y yield −3bp
NVDA flagged Blackwell shipment delay risk; AMD +1.8% sympathy
Oil +2.1% on OPEC+ extension talk; XLE leads
───── RECENT FIRES ─────
trumpris$PLTR · long bias
worksrisSnap · 1,000 jobs · structural
airisClaude 4.7 Opus · 1M context · ship
visarisEB-2 中国 · 推进 4 个月
inforisPowell · rate-cut path data-dependent
trumprisTariff-related call · watch defense
airisMCP 1.2 · streaming tool calls
worksrisCloudflare · 1,100 jobs · AI-driven
trumpris$PLTR · long bias
worksrisSnap · 1,000 jobs · structural
airisClaude 4.7 Opus · 1M context · ship
visarisEB-2 中国 · 推进 4 个月
inforisPowell · rate-cut path data-dependent
trumprisTariff-related call · watch defense
airisMCP 1.2 · streaming tool calls
worksrisCloudflare · 1,100 jobs · AI-driven

* curated sample selection · live feed in Discord

───── WHY DISCORD ─────

We considered email. We considered push. We considered building our own app. Discord won.

Here’s why:

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Threaded by default.

Channel per bot. Mute what you don't want, keep what you do. Your inbox stays empty.

Already where you are.

No new app. No new login. No new notification permission. The bot just talks where you live.

No tracking pixels.

We don't measure your reading. We measure whether *we* shipped something worth reading.

◇   FOR YOUR OWN DISCORD   ◇

Run any of these bots in your own server.

Trumpris in your trading server. Worksris in your startup org. Visaris in your immigration community. Airis in your AI engineering channel. DM us — we’ll wire your channel up.

dm @arisdy on discord

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Free.

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